My name is Sarah, I'm team Edward and I really enjoyed that one quote when Edward was telling Bella that becoming a vampire was too dangerous for her. And she replied something like " Well I know you won't let me get at any body. We can live in Antarctica, away from everyone for a while." and Edward responded "Penguins, lovely." I just found that so amusing.
Also when Bella was getting a little angry about Edward and Jacob not liking eachother, she mentioned something like "Jacob is a werewolf, you're a vampire and I'm a human, okay?! If Angela turns out being a witch, she can join the party too!" I thought that was really funny. =)