At our school there is a teacher, who I really like. She is nearly sixty years old, she has funny accent (burr), and talks to us with using funny phrases, which she tells to the point and not to the point. These are some of them:
1) her most common - "The main is the composure" She says it when somebody starts to do something wrong. It's the way she relaxing.
2) "Dissapear as the white smoke" She says it when somebody annoyes
3) "Who will be the deadmen today" She says it when she want to ask somebody to go to the blackboard and do the homework
I and my friends think that she is the funniest teacher in the world. :)