Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!
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What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!
Nutrients
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.
Pregnancy
What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
Grooming
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass.
Wedding Ideas
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Mortgage
My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
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Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment, dear.
Extreme Sports
Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like to get too close to the net!
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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he'd beat her with a shovel! UptonNefWE
Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice. BarakBenedictsonBu
Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. "Slow down, baby," she said. "Foreplay is an art." "You better get your canvas ready soon," he panted, "because I'm about to spill my paint!" XimenStroudjL
Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.' NachmanGeroldCN
Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells. GarreyBarnetWN
"Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym teacher. "Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet, boy." "I'm freewheeling, sir." BlayzeCenoncm
Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King! ByrneRegWB
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. KennethNiewheallDN
Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!! BalmoralAhimelechpA
What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences. BertoldArnyOV